Fairytits: Archive

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“Have you ever just kinda looked at your life and wondered why the fuck am I so...”

Jul 30th

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Jul 30th

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LMAO This Is Why I Love Them.

katyperryListen mijo! @mdmolinari you be takin all my sharpies from me signings & usin dem on ur eyebrows. Girl admit u got a mall photoshoot pro …1 minute ago from txt katyperryListen BITCH why U tryin to pull my weave out & wear it in your own head… U b mental and a witch. Why u so obsessed wit me? Mariah stYlez.5 minutes ago from txt MDMOLINARIHunni those things cheap....

Jul 29th

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Carbocide:

stephaniearmani: Is my new word. For example: My boyfriend dumped me yesterday. I’m commiting carbocide with some ice cream, oreos, potato chips and Pretty In Pink. LOL Bruno, that was almost the best part of the movie, when the table is filled with cheesecake, and other sweets. :)

Jul 29th

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Jul 28th

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Jul 27th

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Jul 27th

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Jul 26th

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Okay So Like...

I just saw a woman in her mid 50’s possibly, smoking weed walking around. I know this because one i smelled it, and i was walking behind her for a few minutes on my way home. the best part was she stopped at a patch with sun flowers and decided to play in them.

Jul 25th

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“to all of the my upcoming relationships – one foot in, one foot out. he wants...”

– it’s so fucking true! sometimes i think ‘am i not worthy enough for a relationship?’ for a good morning text? a how was your day i was thinking about you facebook wall post? all i get is a kiss on the cheek and stab in the back. thank you male species, for nothing.

Jul 25th

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Jul 24th

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My Mother KNOWS Trannys.

Mom: You know that trannies carry razorblades in their mouth?
Me: What the fuck? Why?
Mom: That's how they fight, they fight dirty. Tell your friend Emilio.
Me: WTF NO THEY DON'T.
Mom: Yeah they do, I used to go to school with some and they'd always get stopped at the door for it.
Me: You grew up in Brooklyn in the '70's. Everyone did.
 LOLZ Epic! Sounds exactly like my mother >.

Jul 24th

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