“Have you ever just kinda looked at your life and wondered why the fuck am I so happy? There ain’t shit to be happy about ! Then the happiness kinds of fade and you find your self obsessivley cleaning your house? Well today is one of those days.”—
I just saw a woman in her mid 50’s possibly, smoking weed walking around. I know this because one i smelled it, and i was walking behind her for a few minutes on my way home. the best part was she stopped at a patch with sun flowers and decided to play in them.
“to all of the my upcoming relationships – one foot in, one foot out. he wants the milk but he never wants to buy the cow."-katy perry”—it’s so fucking true! sometimes i think ‘am i not worthy enough for a relationship?’ for a good morning text? a how was your day i was thinking about you facebook wall post? all i get is a kiss on the cheek and stab in the back. thank you male species, for nothing.
“I feel good today, Silent Bob, we’re gonna make some money, then you know what we’re going to do? We’re gonna go to that party, we’re gonna get some pussy, and I’m gonna fuck this bitch, I’ma fuck this bitch, I’ll fuck ANYTHING THAT MOVES! Yo, what the fuck you lookin’ at, I’ll kick your fuckin’ ass! Shit yeah. Doesn’t that fucker owe me 10 bucks? You know, fuckin’ tonight, we’re gonna rip off this fucker’s head, and take out his fuckin’ soul. Remind me if he tries to buy something, I’m gonna shit in the motherfucker’s bag. Hey, what’s up baby? What’s up, sluts?”—Jay (Clerks, 1994) (via stephaniearmani)